Leave letters

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I hope these companies would not sue me! Yet another urban legend but funny enough to make us smile…

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.” *

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”

6. An incident of a leave letter
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.” *

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today” *

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.” *

9. Covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”*

10. Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…” *

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.*

12. Letter writing: –
“I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.” *

13. A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’…As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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7 Responses to “Leave letters”


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    but time is yet not confirm money or enjoyment……

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  4. 7 Shahsem August 21, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    Hey All ! ! !
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