Some unknown laws

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From Catherine French: Embedded Muse

Kauffman’s Paradox of the Corporation –
The less important you are to the corporation, the more your
tardiness or absence is noticed.

The Salary Axiom –
The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just
small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

Weiner’s Law of Libraries –
There are no answers, only cross-references.

Kenny’s Law of Auto Repair –
The part requiring the most consistent repair or replacement will be
housed in the most inaccessible location.

Second Law of Business Meetings –
If there are two possible ways to spell a person’s name, you will
pick the wrong one.
-Corollary – If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell
it wrong anyway.

Lampner’s Law of Employment –
When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed.  When you leave work
early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.

Quile’s Consultation Law –
The job that pays the most will be offered when there is no time to
deliver the services.

Van Gogh’s Law –
Whatever plan one makes, there is a hidden difficulty somewhere.

Troutman’s Fifth Programming Postulate –
If the input editor has been designed to reject all bad input, an
ingenious idiot will discover a method to get bad data past it.

Lerman’s Law of Technology –
Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money. –
Corollary – You are never given enough time or money.

Lovka’s Advice –
Never rely on a person who uses “party” as a verb.

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6 Responses to “Some unknown laws”


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  4. 4 oil paintings July 31, 2009 at 2:56 pm

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  6. 6 Abbas February 15, 2007 at 10:47 am

    thought of sharing this information
    CAUVERY VERDICT
    Total water availability (per year) in Cauvery- 736 tmc to 740 tmc (in non-distress period)
    Tamilnadu’s Share 419 tmc Karnataka’s Share 270 tmc Kerala’s Share 30 tmc Puducherry’s share7 tmc
    Where it comes from
    For TN

    TN will get 192 tmc from Karnataka

    The rest 227 tmc will come from its own catchment area. This includes water gets into Cauvery river from from TN’s Noyyal, Bhavani and Kollidam rivers For Karnataka

    The water available from Tala Cauvery to Biligundu (catchment area) belongs to Karnataka For Kerala

    Karnataka has to give For Puducherry

    Tamilnadu has to give
    As a last reparian state TN should leave 10 tmc of water in cauvery river, for environmental purpose
    Why TN is not a winner

    After getting 192 tmc from Karnataka, TN has to give 7 tmc to Puducherry and leave 10 tmc in cauvery itself. So, TN’s share comes downto 175 tmc. This is well below the 205 tmc allotted in the interim order of tribunal. Why Karnataka is not a loser

    Karnataka need to give only 192 tmc to TN, not 205 tmc as stipulated in interim award
    Karnataka’s major reservation

    Why 419 tmc for TN and only 270 tmc for us? Tribunal’s answer

    The share was worked out after the assessors report of total cultivable land in all the four states and water required and climatic patterns
    Why TN is celebrating?

    There was no assurance of getting any amount of water from Karnataka till now. But, now the final order has mandated the centre to form a monitoring committee to ensure the flow of stipulated water from Karnataka. So whatever water comes is fine for TN
    The major misunderstanding (in Karnataka)

    Karnataka has to give 419 tmc to TN, which is not the fact. It is only 192 tmc
    When rain gods fail…

    In distress period all the states have to reduce their share, in the ratio of final order.And every alternative year is a distress year in the peninsula for the last few decades!!


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