Information Networked!

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut May I have your…"
Customer: "Hello, can I order"
Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh…; hold on……6102049998-45-54610"
Operator: "OK… you're… Mr. Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566.Which number is you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator: "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza…"
Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What? What do you recommend then?"
Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" > from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"
Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's> not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas; I'll have the cash ready. How long is it going to take anyway?"
Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle…"
Customer: "What!"
Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter, registration number 1123…"
Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*"
Operator: "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…?”
Customer: [Speechless]
Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing… by the way… aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic……. "


5 Responses to “Information Networked!”

  1. 1 malware xperia April 7, 2018 at 1:21 am

    Thanks for your post. I would like to comment that the tariff of car insurance differs a lot from one insurance plan to another, mainly because there are so many different facets which give rise to the overall cost. Such as, the brand name of the car or truck will have a large bearing on the purchase price. A reliable aged family vehicle will have a more economical premium than a flashy sports car.

  2. 2 Jesse Grillo September 2, 2017 at 6:08 am

    I just stumbled upon your website. You look at this from far more than one view point. Thumbs up!

  3. 3 Jesse Grillo September 1, 2017 at 7:07 am

    On a scale from 1 to 10, You are an 11. You have the best ideas. I could not resist commenting. This blog looks just like my old one Can you tell us more about this?

  4. 4 S.Karthikeyan June 8, 2006 at 10:36 am

    Gp.. World is really small and that too when it is wired! By the way were is 17 Jalan kayu and are more sikhs in Malaysia. Then you must be aware a lot of sardar jokes then!

    Well up in the north those jokes are called as Madarasi jokes 😦

  5. 5 Gp June 8, 2006 at 8:14 am

    hahahahah…that was so funny. It started in Malaysia a few years back…now its going around the world…

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