Information Networked!

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut May I have your…"
Customer: "Hello, can I order"
Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh…; hold on……6102049998-45-54610"
Operator: "OK… you're… Mr. Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566.Which number is you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator: "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza…"
Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What? What do you recommend then?"
Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" > from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"
Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's> not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas; I'll have the cash ready. How long is it going to take anyway?"
Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle…"
Customer: "What!"
Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter, registration number 1123…"
Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*"
Operator: "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…?”
Customer: [Speechless]
Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing… by the way… aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic……. "

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2 Responses to “Information Networked!”


  1. 1 S.Karthikeyan June 8, 2006 at 10:36 am

    Gp.. World is really small and that too when it is wired! By the way were is 17 Jalan kayu and are more sikhs in Malaysia. Then you must be aware a lot of sardar jokes then!

    Well up in the north those jokes are called as Madarasi jokes 😦

  2. 2 Gp June 8, 2006 at 8:14 am

    hahahahah…that was so funny. It started in Malaysia a few years back…now its going around the world…


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