Renaissance

I wish this was one was fake…

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Indexing a Career: A Career Path in Pictures

Indexed

Some time ago we had discussion on why real player sucks so much. There were various points quoted. But the quote on IRC neatly sums our hour long discussion.

<mrm> i hate realplayer
<lummie> its good for cartoons
<mrm> yeah
<mrm> but it crawls deep into the anus of my computer
<mrm> and hides there eternally
<mrm> until i least expect it
<JtHM> your computer has an anus?!
<Fesh> realplayer installs it

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This is from an ad for Axe.

if ( you == understand.this ) {
get.a.girlfriend;
}

A more clean version of the same given by programmers.

if ( you == this.understand ) {
get.a.girlfriend();
}

if ( you.understand(this)) {
girlfriend.get();
}

(via ffffound)

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Oct 31 == Dec 25

(Via Embedded Muse)