Few Jokes

SMS Joke…

In heaven Rambha, Urvashi, Menaka were dancing. Veerappan & others were enjoying but Dr Raj was sad and thinking deeply why did I donate my eyes..

Visiting the psychiatric ward, a man asked how doctors decide to institutinalize a patient. “Well”; the director said, “We fill a bathtub, then offer a teaspoon, a teacup and bucket to the patient, and ask him to empty the tub”. “I get it”, the visitor said, “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s the biggest”. “No,” the director said. ” A normal person would pull the rubber lug”            – Josh Robert in RD

I read that ten out of two people are dyslexic. - Francis